Sunday 18 February 2018

Happy Home - Inside the Marriage Zoo by Dr D. K. Olukoya


Malachi 2

Isaiah 54:10
For the mountains shall depart, and the hills be removed; but my kindness shall not depart from thee, neither shall the covenant of my peace be removed, saith the LORD that hath mercy on thee. (KJV)

Message Title: Happy Home - Inside the Marriage Zoo
Ministering: Dr D. K. Olukoya


Ecclesiastes 9:9
Live joyfully with the wife whom thou lovest all the days of the life of thy vanity, which he hath given thee under the sun, all the days of thy vanity: for that [is] thy portion in [this] life, and in thy labour which thou takest under the sun. (KJV)


The next worst thing after hell fire is a bad marriage.

When you marry for the wrong reason, you are in for a rough life.

Every arrow fired from the foundation of every marriage.

If you miss God's plan for your life, 50% of your life is gone; also, if you make the wrong choice in marriage, the other 50% is gone.

Marrying for the wrong reasons includes: accidental pregnancy, long courtship, beauty, riches, connection, etc., without God.

In the Marriage Zoo We have different kind of Animals

Husband - Animal Kinds

1. Crocodile Husband. He shouts at everyone, wife, relatives, etc.

2. Housefly Husband. Performs excellently in the bedroom and dining table; does not provide for the family - typical consumer.

3. Scorpion Husband.

4. Serpent Husband.

5. Bull Husband.

6. Dog Husband. Have sex with anything, prostitute, housemaid, sister-in-laws, mother-in-law, wife's friends, etc.

7. Monkey Husband.

8. Roundworm Husband. Doesn't work, doesn't provide, lazy, the wife does everything. He helps nowhere, only interested in the wife's money.

9. Rat Husband. Exploit the wife to solve their problems. Husband that marry wife for VISA, work permit, etc.

10. Baby Husband. Aged physically, but infant spiritually. They beat their wives; they can never be influenced by their wife. They are nagging husbands. No room for romance just wants sex. Embaras his wife publicly, reports his wife to third parties.

Wife - Animal Kinds.

1. Chameleon Wife. Smile but does not mean it. She is like a dictionary - knows everything.

2. Tadpole Wife. Party wife, only pleasure, highly social, Owambe 24/7.

3. Butterfly Wife. Expects to be pampered 24/7.

4. Pig Wife. Extremely dirty wife, dirty kitchen, dirty pants, dirty house, etc.

5. CCTV Wife.

6. Bull Wife.

7. Hawk Wife.

Every spiritual marriage contesting with the physical marriage, scatter in Jesus Name. Amen.


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